My Funny Irish T-Shirts Are A Serious Chick Magnet

By Kenneth Cann


When I walk through the door of a bar, the party has officially begun. I absolutely love everything about the weekend nightlife. The girls, the drinks, the good company, and the girls all make me come back for more. I did mention the girls, right? Everything that the weekend nightlife represents is multiplied on those few hardcore drinking holidays. The chief among these has to be Saint Patrick's Day, and you will see me there beside my newfound Irish kin wearing the best funny Irish t-shirts in the place.

Saint Patrick's Day is the best of the best drinking holidays. The environment is amazingly fun, people are there to have a good time, and bad attitudes are usually left at the door. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that everyone becomes related because of their newfound Irish heritage, but Saint Patrick's Day is my personal favorite day to get drunk, laugh, wear my funny Irish t-shirts, and hit on pretty girls in green skirts.

There are some rules involved with your choice of clothes on most evenings if you want to attract a female. You don't want to dress to well, because you may come across as unapproachable or snobbish. You don't want to dress like a slob, because no woman wants a guy at the bar in jogging pants and a sweatshirt. Saint Patrick's Day throws all of those conventions out of the window, though. You can wear the most outrageous funny Irish t-shirt in the world, and the people will love you for it.

The idea behind wearing the funny Irish t-shirts on Saint Pat's Holy Day Of Drinking is to get as much attention as you can. Every funny Irish t-shirt out there is going to be about being drunk and being Irish, but there are thousands of different spins on the topic. Find one that is perfect for your style of humor, and wear it proudly. I like to get mine a little bit risqu. I am out to bring a lady home with me, and a little sexy humor gets the imagination stirring in some ladies.

It is way too easy to become just another face in the crowd on Saint Patrick's Day. If you're at the right bar, the place can be nothing but elbows and spilled drinks. The cacophony of people talking over each other can get absurdly loud. If you plan on attracting a fine young Irish lass for a night of leprechaun hunting, then you need a way to stand out. Sometimes a funny Irish t-shirt can be the only thing keeping you from hunting that leprechaun all on your own.




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