Celebridade

Drinking on St. Patty's Day is like opening presents on Christmas. It's a tradition that demands to be honored just like Easter baskets and fireworks. It's not just your opportunity to party your bottom off on St. Patty's Day...it's your obligation as an American. You are required to party, and you better be wearing some crazy funny Irish t-shirts while you're doing it.

You better be prepared to do some serious partying on St. Patty's Day, too. This isn't some quaint get-together where you and your friends sip beer and talk about the old days. You only have to look around the bar and see all of the crazy funny Irish t-shirts to know that there are many people who are going to be making mistakes that night.

I know you're getting defensive right now because you think you throw some really awesome parties. Well, that may be true...but it isn't anything like a proper St. Paddy's Day party at a proper Irish pub. A sea of green, sweaty drunks being drowned in an ocean of green beer makes for some great entertainment...especially if you're one of them!

Wearing crazy funny Irish t-shirts on St. Paddy's Day has some huge benefits associated with it, too. Girls will fall over themselves on their way to hugging you, and guys who are similarly dressed like you will buy you a round of whiskey just for participating in the festivities on a whole different level than most everyone else.

Just do yourself a real favor and try to have a good time this year during St. Patty's Day, okay? There are enough fuddy duddies in the world who refuse to wear crazy funny Irish t-shirts and who stand off to the side of the party without ever really jumping in. Well, guess what? It's time to take your shoes off, dance on a table, and have some green beer! St. Patty's Day is almost here!