Jellyfish Training: What If a Jellyfish Could Use Kettlebells?

By Rob Sutter


Jellyfish have no skeleton. Scientists have shown us that they have no bone arrangement and that they are a mass of spongy cells. I want to know if a jellyfish, if it were injected with human stem cells, would be able to follow training with kettlebells? I can imagine a hybrid creature improving with bones and human skin texture, being able to do such a workout.

If I was a squishy being with no bone structure and I developed some sort of skeleton, the first thing I would do is a workout involving these unique weights. This form of training is harsh and it takes a good set of bones to do any kind of kettlebell training. This would be an enormous feat for a jellyfish, in my mind. Perhaps if we get to a point where science is this strong, such an occurrence may be possible.

Doing work with kettlebells is something that can not only sculpt muscles but it can strengthen the natural cartilage in your body. What if a jellyfish wanted to prove itself in terms of overall strength? This method of workout could be ideal but perhaps not for a creature which has no bones to speak of. For a jellyfish which has new bones in its body, perhaps fitness authorities such as Lorna could assist on the matter.

This type of exercise has been around for seemingly ever but it's safe to say the jellyfish has been in existence for much longer. I believe that such a creature is so strong that it could build bone structure and conduct kettlebell exercises in practically no time at all. The abilities that this creature has are quite stunning. If these weights were put to use, then I'm sure the body of that creature would become stronger in due time.

Jellyfish are almost pure muscle. If a jellyfish ever grew a vertebrae and performed a kettlebell workout, I think they would be a rising sun in the obliteration of the human race. I sure hope that a jellyfish never comes across this type of workout plan. I wouldn't want to be a slave to the new jellyfish charge. I know they would beat me with those electrical tentacles while they are doing these types of training exercises.




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