Celebridade

The kids are not alright, my dear friends. I cannot be the only one who has noticed how when a certain holiday runs around, people make way more mistakes than they would on any other evening out with friends. What is it about Saint Patrick's Day and cool Irish t-shirts that make these people lose their minds?

Despite the rising numbers of poor, ignorant guys and gals who end up in a mugshot on Saint Patrick's Day, no one seems to heed the warnings that others have set forth with their own misdeeds the previous year. Instead of making a mental note to not be quite so wild, they find their cool Irish t-shirts and they venture forth.

Surely it can't just be Saint Patrick's Day that inspires such drunken debauchery, right? There is something much deeper and much more sinister than meets the eye going on around here. I think something is involved with this whole cool Irish t-shirts fad that I see all the kids wearing to the bar on that one particular night of the year.

Cool Irish t-shirts has to be the answer, right? It can't be that just the idea of drinking and having fun on Saint Patrick's Day makes people go way too far with their drinking. When someone wearing one of these shirts feels like they are getting perhaps a bit too wasted, the shirt they are wearing secretly releases a chemical that makes them take one, two, or even three more shots of whiskey.

If you want to disregard everything I'm saying, drink green booze, wear cool Irish t-shirts, and possibly get arrested for public intoxication...feel free to do as you please. When you wake up the next day in a pool of your own filth and start wondering what happened to you, don't say that I didn't warn you. Your peace of mind and sanity for the next several months is at risk!