Jaw And Spine Breaking University Jokes
Making fun is one way to be happy and at times, it is the only best thing to do to cheer you up especially after a long day set aside for classes or after taking an exam given by your lecturer. Perhaps there is no better way to have a relaxing moment than to make or read some university jokes with families and friends after such a tiring session. Be keen however to note that all the comic stories and phrases in any content are meant to entertain and not to provoke anyone in any way.
Your first meeting place was on Facebook and you said what is up. You followed each other on twitter and later on, you and her became e-buddies. One evening she sent you a Google email that she had rather be on MySpace than spend her night at FriendSter, so you had no choice than to invite her over.
In a blink of an eye, she arrived at MySpace looking so beautiful, so sweet that you ran out of comments. You exchanged some few hellos and later on moved to the most famous Google Talk. Then suddenly, she came close to your ears and whispered an Update.
A little boy walks up to his dad to ask a question. Dad, where did all my intelligence come from? The father says, son, you must have got that from your mom because every man still have theirs.
Time flew and John began getting good grades on his studies and all these would please his father in a way. He pressed on towards the goal of getting better grades and in the end; he surely did get better grades. However, there was a problem with John, he forgot to comb his hair and never bothered taking a shave.
If you are still struggling being single and wish you had someone, please stop the wish for now because you do not know the what the term SINGLE means to you at all but you would not mind taking a look at it either. If you know that Stress Is Now Gone and Life is Easier, then you know perfectly well what the term single means, so you want to stick there for the rest of your life. Maybe if you do not want to be single and they ask you whether you are in a relationship, tell them you are hooked up with freedom and they will leave you alone.
Yes, John had forgotten one thing; he forgot to have a shave. The dad looked at him and said, Well done son, only you forgot one thing; you have not had a shave as requested. John was shocked and said that in the bible, Moses and Elijah were men of God, and never at one time shaved their hair.
If you have not had a laugh, you have not read university jokes. The set of three above should boost up your mood. These should also put a smile on your face.
Your first meeting place was on Facebook and you said what is up. You followed each other on twitter and later on, you and her became e-buddies. One evening she sent you a Google email that she had rather be on MySpace than spend her night at FriendSter, so you had no choice than to invite her over.
In a blink of an eye, she arrived at MySpace looking so beautiful, so sweet that you ran out of comments. You exchanged some few hellos and later on moved to the most famous Google Talk. Then suddenly, she came close to your ears and whispered an Update.
A little boy walks up to his dad to ask a question. Dad, where did all my intelligence come from? The father says, son, you must have got that from your mom because every man still have theirs.
Time flew and John began getting good grades on his studies and all these would please his father in a way. He pressed on towards the goal of getting better grades and in the end; he surely did get better grades. However, there was a problem with John, he forgot to comb his hair and never bothered taking a shave.
If you are still struggling being single and wish you had someone, please stop the wish for now because you do not know the what the term SINGLE means to you at all but you would not mind taking a look at it either. If you know that Stress Is Now Gone and Life is Easier, then you know perfectly well what the term single means, so you want to stick there for the rest of your life. Maybe if you do not want to be single and they ask you whether you are in a relationship, tell them you are hooked up with freedom and they will leave you alone.
Yes, John had forgotten one thing; he forgot to have a shave. The dad looked at him and said, Well done son, only you forgot one thing; you have not had a shave as requested. John was shocked and said that in the bible, Moses and Elijah were men of God, and never at one time shaved their hair.
If you have not had a laugh, you have not read university jokes. The set of three above should boost up your mood. These should also put a smile on your face.
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