The Funny Bacon T-Shirt
Did one of your bacon-hating vegans just say they didn't like bacon? If it weren't so easy to break your protein-starved bodies, I would have to consider those to be fighting words. Lucky for you, I don't hit anyone with a bone structure resembling celery. I'll just have to wear my funny bacon t-shirt around you and make you uncomfortable. I don't hate vegans. They just make me really sad.
Bacon is so universally loved, that you could probably walk around with a piece of bacon hanging out of your mouth all day and no one would look twice at you. You might even have to slap someone for trying to snatch it right out of your mouth. You could experience a rise in your romantic life, until you realize that the only reason women are trying to kiss you is to taste your bacon-breath.
You know that feeling that you get when you wake up, rub the sleep from your eyes, and then get that first smell of cooking bacon. It is pure excitement that floods your veins as you jump up and hustle into the kitchen. Someone has to slap your hand away because you start eating bacon immediately without any thought for anyone else. Despite being forced to wait, you still feel that surge of expectant joy.
People do all kinds of things to relax and unwind whenever they can. Some enjoy fine cigars or liquors. Other people turn to the boob tube to get away from reality. I, myself, enjoy the splendors of bacon and all things bacon-related. Nothing unknots my muscles and smoothes my stress away like a good rasher of bacon.
I see people supporting causes they believe in like breast cancer and AIDS research. I admire these people for their passion and their drive to make a change in the world. That's why I wear my funny bacon t-shirts. I am an ardent supporter of bacon and meat rights for all Americans. I believe everyone with a stomach should not be forced to hear vegan idealists preach about the sins of eating pigs. I believe that bacon equals happiness, and everyone deserves to be happy.
Bacon is so universally loved, that you could probably walk around with a piece of bacon hanging out of your mouth all day and no one would look twice at you. You might even have to slap someone for trying to snatch it right out of your mouth. You could experience a rise in your romantic life, until you realize that the only reason women are trying to kiss you is to taste your bacon-breath.
You know that feeling that you get when you wake up, rub the sleep from your eyes, and then get that first smell of cooking bacon. It is pure excitement that floods your veins as you jump up and hustle into the kitchen. Someone has to slap your hand away because you start eating bacon immediately without any thought for anyone else. Despite being forced to wait, you still feel that surge of expectant joy.
People do all kinds of things to relax and unwind whenever they can. Some enjoy fine cigars or liquors. Other people turn to the boob tube to get away from reality. I, myself, enjoy the splendors of bacon and all things bacon-related. Nothing unknots my muscles and smoothes my stress away like a good rasher of bacon.
I see people supporting causes they believe in like breast cancer and AIDS research. I admire these people for their passion and their drive to make a change in the world. That's why I wear my funny bacon t-shirts. I am an ardent supporter of bacon and meat rights for all Americans. I believe everyone with a stomach should not be forced to hear vegan idealists preach about the sins of eating pigs. I believe that bacon equals happiness, and everyone deserves to be happy.
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