Lighten The Mood With A Hilarious Christmas T-Shirts Party!
I have lived in a cycle of depression and sadness for the last ten years of my life. Incidentally, I have been married for ten years and have hosted Thanksgiving AND Christmas at our house for the combined families for nine of those ten years. I know there are so many people out there who have an extremely hard time dealing with the holiday madness, and all they have to do is participate. Imagine how bad it is for us each year? My wife gets just as overwhelmed as I do, and we always end up in a big fight sometime at the beginning of December and spend the remainder of our vacation sad and regretful. Not this year. This year, I'm throwing a Christmas t-shirts party.
Wow! I just felt a thousand eyes roll simultaneously when they read those words. You need to quit being a jerk for just one minute and think about it without judgment. It's a perfect way to alleviate some of that Holiday stress that builds up in such a huge portion of the population. It's a chance to drink, be silly, and relax in an otherwise intense time of planning, working hard, and ruining your credit score with purchases of things you surely don't need.
We're all going to meet up at my house; pop the tops off of several beers, bottles of wine, and liquor; and leave our kids with some other responsible adults who will watch them for an evening. We are then going to get smashed, cry if we need to, and recover from Thanksgiving before Christmas runs us over like a semi truck. I just want this Christmas t-shirts party to be fun, because it seems to me that there really isn't a whole lot of fun being had by anyone during Christmas.
If I'm trying to get away from Christmas for a night, then why am I asking all of my guests to wear Christmas t-shirts? Well, I'm so very glad you asked. Since everyone I know who is under the age of 50 thinks of Christmas t-shirts as something old church ladies wear, then it will be jarring and hilarious to see a whole room full of young people wearing them. Imagine showing up to a party to drink and have fun, and everyone there has shirts covered in rhinestones, snowflakes, and Santas. That would be pretty awesomely hilarious, would it not? Once you can laugh at something, it is no longer so scary...which will be the whole point of this party.
If you bring gifts to my party, I will open it and take it for myself. This party is not about bringing people presents. The only thing that will be even slightly permissible to give one another must have at least 6% alcohol content. I'm pretty certain that there are going to be tons of my friends who are exactly on the same page as I am. If anyone doesn't show up, they might as well be saying that they are too unhappy to have fun. This Christmas t-shirt party is going to be the vaccine that cures the sickness that the Holidays can infect us with.
Wow! I just felt a thousand eyes roll simultaneously when they read those words. You need to quit being a jerk for just one minute and think about it without judgment. It's a perfect way to alleviate some of that Holiday stress that builds up in such a huge portion of the population. It's a chance to drink, be silly, and relax in an otherwise intense time of planning, working hard, and ruining your credit score with purchases of things you surely don't need.
We're all going to meet up at my house; pop the tops off of several beers, bottles of wine, and liquor; and leave our kids with some other responsible adults who will watch them for an evening. We are then going to get smashed, cry if we need to, and recover from Thanksgiving before Christmas runs us over like a semi truck. I just want this Christmas t-shirts party to be fun, because it seems to me that there really isn't a whole lot of fun being had by anyone during Christmas.
If I'm trying to get away from Christmas for a night, then why am I asking all of my guests to wear Christmas t-shirts? Well, I'm so very glad you asked. Since everyone I know who is under the age of 50 thinks of Christmas t-shirts as something old church ladies wear, then it will be jarring and hilarious to see a whole room full of young people wearing them. Imagine showing up to a party to drink and have fun, and everyone there has shirts covered in rhinestones, snowflakes, and Santas. That would be pretty awesomely hilarious, would it not? Once you can laugh at something, it is no longer so scary...which will be the whole point of this party.
If you bring gifts to my party, I will open it and take it for myself. This party is not about bringing people presents. The only thing that will be even slightly permissible to give one another must have at least 6% alcohol content. I'm pretty certain that there are going to be tons of my friends who are exactly on the same page as I am. If anyone doesn't show up, they might as well be saying that they are too unhappy to have fun. This Christmas t-shirt party is going to be the vaccine that cures the sickness that the Holidays can infect us with.
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